Deutsch Done Right
Welcome to Man Bites the Dog!
We offer tailored German language instruction for individuals, custom-designed programs for businesses and high-quality translation services for a wide range of contexts. With a proven track record of success, we are dedicated to helping our clients achieve their goals in all things German.
Your Journey, Your Service
Language and culture are best learned when they are applicable, relevant and immediately useful. Therefore, we offer German instruction in two distinct formats: as private lessons for individual clients and as custom programs for businesses and their employees. Additionally, we work with a wide array of clients on their translation projects. All of our services are backed by many years of experience and native knowledge of German language and culture.
Private Lessons
High-quality, one-on-one German lessons are our bread, butter and passion. No matter if young or not quite young, complete beginner or seasoned pro, we work to help you meet your language learning goals.
Custom Programs
We offer custom language and culture programs for professionals and corporate clients: trainings for inter-actions in German; presentations on customs and culture; intensive courses to prepare for work and life abroad.
Translation Services
Projects are as diverse as our clients' needs: We can help you address German-speaking audiences or make German source material accessible to you. Details matter, which is why we always translate true to tone and style.
Story & Approach
Meet Man Bites the Dog
The services of Man Bites the Dog are the brainchild and passion project of founder Bastian Treptau. A German native, long-term U.S. resident and dual citizen, Bastian has spent much of his life in the two countries, cultures and languages. He ran the German program at Gustavus Adolphus College in Minnesota for six years and draws from over a decade of experience instructing individuals and groups of all ages and backgrounds. Man Bites the Dog focuses on creating personalized learning experiences and custom programs because that approach has guided many clients to great success in their German journeys.
Client Stories
Dedicated to delivering exceptional results, we prioritize providing personalized attention to each client. Explore the testimonials below to learn about their experiences.
Eric Schmidt
Owner at Insight Brewing
Client since 2022
"It's very easy and motivating to advocate for you when I think about what I've been able to accomplish with your direction. Anyone who really wants to learn German needs to know about you."
Amanda Campbell
Manager at Albemarle
Client since 2018
"There isn't a more powerful statement in business than the length of time a customer has been loyal to a company or brand. I have been taking German lessons with Bastian since 2018 and he'll probably have to tell me when we're done! Bastian is patient, creative and enthusiastic about what he does. He drives for success and always keeps me motivated."
Jordan Heir
Engineer at Medtronic
Client since 2020
"I passed my B2 exam! I officially feel like I can say that I speak German. Thank you so much for all of the work you put into teaching me. It's really hitting me now just how much of an accomplishment this is."
Let’s Work Together
Get in touch so we can start working toward your German language goals.